no conversation
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hello.
i'm chris,
and i write riotous humor.
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apart from the 16th century apparitions
he was almost entirely content.
new material
black cat
mr. and mrs. ray scott
change
void
wallpaper flowers
fifties advertisements
crop dusters and their effects on limbs
the no. series
how i learned to swear
a machine
skin buzzards
mother
brief questionnaire
foot skin
lunar landscape
overgrowth
overgrowth (one)
overgrowth (two)
overgrowth (three)
overgrowth (four)
overgrowth (five)
brief discussions and short tales
lists of things
what do you enjoy most about living?
___art and cheap pictures
space fillers and conversation pieces
mr. and mrs. ray scott
change
wallpaper flowers
crop dusters and their effects on limbs
how i learned to swear
a machine
skin buzzards
mother
foot skin
lunar landscape
sunset
Saffron
giant thumb
cleaning
the crippled scholar
snuff the rat
snorting filth
bunny toulep (working title: the story with names)
500 bakeries
a trip to walmart
brown carpet
the appendage
the father of communication
suck and fat
blue lava in the receptacles of giants
wax traps
the incision
germaine's poor
coping with life mundane
copy. copy. copy. tote.
firecracker
the theatre seat
a pack of cats
dancing as therapy (the extension...like a prosthetic leg)
coypu
gunfist
sunrise
losing you
pulseless
poison
at the tracks
sutures
grunting guy
the painting
walk with a sense of humour
finger holes
rainical
stifle
dancing as therapy
we will make it
i dream in red
syrup spill
rock puppet
richard d.
when i found a body
bridge
german retro pullover
summer snowstorm
the piano
give me a brand name
journal three
a declining spiral, because modern day bombs don't tick.
journal two
journal one
cold cold blood
becoming a current
to be brave is to succeed
Tragic
a devastating cubicle
the sofa
the trumpet as a weapon
running! running! running!
la herencia de juan
an exercise in futility
truant
a tangible effort
NEVER
the story of a great artist
bad brains
vote chaos
the movie reel
and on to the omnipotent!
absence can tell you so much
hate room
a rocking chair from germany
the time of day
shaggy him and blue eyed her
the most beautiful girl
a cynical short on the minds behind barnes and noble
wildflower walk and run
cloak.
a trip to rachel's
interview with kent wesley concerning man's broken spirit
understanding mr. vanch
a story about people dying
human life as seen through the words and actions of two ships
finally happy
the sign
headaches
making plans
alpha beta parking
addiction
pain
everything is alright
this page is empty
he killed them all
on listening to music
smile and nod
hair is dead
__a harmless anecdote about first love
___________set your clocks 4 hours ahead
how to pick a cantaloupe__
____an excerpt from nothing
_____this is when you will have to use calculus
creeks in a 1.5 hour radius around fredericksburg, tx____
things it used to say under "parlor"____
how to be cool in high school__________
reasons people don't wave_______________
non prose writing
heave
grasshopper
one of us queens
my liberty
pictures and words
The Baloney Sandwich Man
juan's haiku
response to juan's haiku from the girl who was his girlfriend at the time...
old chest
hypochondriac
three haikus
filthy girl
a sonnet
void
squalid
ram
britt daniel plays in hell
caliche
foundation
the science of falling
static
lonely?
a quarter of a hand
picture of a pretty girl
absence can tell you so much
thom yorke pointalism
pictures and words
a cannonball of observation
carry me on_______
_____out and about with oliver
_________in the classroom___
_____realities
truth about defeat
_____________pictures
_____a lonely person
drawings by a girl named beth
_______________a map
____a microscopic picture of a water flea
_a lifetime expressed in six amateur pictures
links
2% magazine
under the floor
engine heart
daily dose of imagery
through the wall
hollywood bitchslap
prelude to a dream
drudge report
our triumphant hero
surveillance camera players
john vanderslice (photographer of above hallway photo)
palfloat
strangedaze
two note solo
get your war on
email can be sent here.
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i will miss you,
elliott smith.
1969-2003
copyright © 1999, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005 by chris hopf
