cleaning by chris. when i woke up i immediately fixed the leaking faucet in the bathroom. then i scrubbed the kitchen and bathroom clean. i washed all the dishes, dried them, and put them away. i vacuumed every room. i dusted everything. i cleaned out the ac vents with a q-tip. i replaced the ac filter. i washed all the windows. i threw away all the expired food. i leveled all the frames on the walls. i untangled all the chords around my tv and computer and rolled them up separately and grouped them together with those color-coding velcro strips. i scrubbed the fish tank. i set all the books the correct way on the shelf. i paid all the bills and put them in the mailbox. i vacuumed all the rooms again. then i finally ate and left. when i got back, the house had completely burned down, and i started cleaning up the ash.

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